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Micromidia rodericki is a species of dragonfly in the superfamily Libelluloidea, \nknown as the Thursday Island mosquitohawk. \nIt is a very small, black to metallic green dragonfly with pale markings on its abdomen.\nIt is endemic to Thursday Island, Australia, in Torres Strait,\nwhere it inhabits rainforest streams.
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